Meghan Markle Turns Royals’ Stomachs With Junk-Food Diet

Meghan Markle — already making royals queasy as her nude photos reportedly trade on the dark web — also has courtiers cringing over her caloric cuisine!

The palace is already buzzing with anticipation of Meghan’s penchant for pasta, French fries and macaroni and cheese — often slathered with hot sauce! “Typically American,” sniffed a plugged-in palace source. “I’m sure they’re bracing themselves.”

Traditionally, white-glove meals at Kensington Palace involve such delicacies as pheasant and mushrooms harvested from the royal family’s Scotland estate. But Prince Harry’s fiancée will change all that. “I could eat French fries all day!” she once declared. “I love carbs — who doesn’t love a carbohydrate?”

Meghan and Harry won’t be living in the massive main building of Kensington Palace after their May 19 wedding. Instead, they plan to set up housekeeping in the palace’s modest, two-bedroom, 1,300-square-foot Nottingham Cottage.

But on some nights, the folks in the big house may catch a whiff of Meghan whipping up a batch of her favorite Annie’s Organic Macaroni & Cheese. “I throw some frozen peas into it and have this gooey simple childlike meal,” she told a source for The National ENQUIRER.

“I used to cook it for the kids I would babysit, and I always enjoyed feeling like a kid eating it with them!”