Botox Freezes Queen’s Face!

Kiss-up Camilla’s latest scheme to get back into Queen Elizabeth’s good graces turned into a disaster when she urged Her Majesty to get Botox — and the treatments froze the monarch’s face! Now, the 89-year-old ruler’s face is wrinkle-free, but practically paralyzed. Elizabeth is having a hard time eating, talking and smiling — and she’s livid with Camilla. “It’s an understatement to say the Queen is not amused,” said a royal insider. “Now on top of all her other ailments, she’s in torment from an immobile face. All the servants feel bad for her. But at the same, they’re thrilled that the Queen is furious with Camilla. They hate the backstabber so much. She’s rude, arrogant and a lush. Now that she’s in hot water with the Queen, palace servants are having a hard time keeping from bursting out in laughter whenever Camilla passes through a corridor.”

As The National ENQUIRER recently reported, evil Camilla’s long campaign to smear Prince William and his beautiful wife, Kate, failed. The Queen officially decided to skip over son Prince Charles and his scheming second wife to give the throne to William and Kate. She even ordered Kate to tone down her wardrobe and get rid of her college-girl hairdo to look more mature and regal as befitting her future role as Queen of England. But Camilla doesn’t know when to quit. She considered Charles being shunted aside in favor of William as a minor setback and immediately began looking for a way to worm her way back into the Queen’s favor.  

Insiders said Camilla saw her opening after the Queen noted that she’d gotten a lot more lines and wrinkles since Madame Tussauds displayed a waxwork of her in 2012. “Camilla can’t help herself when it comes to kissing the royal rump,” said the insider. “She immediately began mentioning how her wrinkles had vanished thanks to Botox. “She assured Her Majesty that there were no risks or side effects and urged her to try it. Camilla was convinced the Queen would be so thrilled with her new face that she’d begin considering rethinking her decision to put William and Kate on the throne.” So with Camilla pushing, the Queen began getting treatments, said the insider. She’s had her dermatologist visit her quarters several times over the past six months.

“While the Queen is certainly old, she’s still a girl at heart who hates seeing her face looking droopy and wrinkled like a Shar Pei puppy,” says a palace insider. New York surgeon-to-the-stars Dr. Michelle Copeland told The ENQUIRER Britain’s ruler had “Botox and filler to soften the lines between her eyebrows and the jowl area.” But when she appeared for her Christmas greeting, the Queen shocked onlookers with her new, smoother and younger appearance. “But it came with a cost,” noted the insider. “She could barely move her jaw to speak. Now, it’s also difficult for her to chew food. And smiling, which she doesn’t do often, is completely out of the question with her drum-tight, frozen face.”

Since the latest calamity, Camilla is scarcely seen in the Palace and certainly not in the Queen’s presence,” noted the source. “The Queen is fuming at even the mention of Camilla,” said the source. “Her Majesty is kicking herself for listening to the wicked witch of the castle. She said she wants nothing to do with her. She’s banned her phone calls and ordered servants to keep Camilla out of her sight. And the last time I saw Camilla, she was down in the dumps and guzzling from a tumbler full of gin that she kept refilling.”