Bill Cosby Fails ‘Lie Detector’ Test

Bill Cosby's nose is growing, and growing — and growing! The pervert is not only lying about being blind, now The National ENQUIRER has caught him in another whopper — insisting he’s innocent of the sexual-assault charges against him!

Cosby made the claim in a May 16 radio interview, declaring: “I know the side that I’m on...the side that I’m hoping for.” But certified voice-stress expert Michael Sylvestre, who analyzed Cosby’s words at our request, concluded the disgraced comic demonstrated “extreme” stress.

“While Cosby states he knows ‘the side he is on,’ he does not believe what he’s saying,” Sylvestre said. “What he is hoping for is a real fantasy!”Sylvestre, who ran Cosby’s interview through his high-tech DecepTech Voice Stress Analyst Machine, also said the creep was dishonest when claiming the charges against him could be “racially motivated.”

“He is lying — because the acts were atrocious and he committed them!” Sylvestre said