Diners at a swanky Madhattan eatery were on the borderline of barfing into their chi-chi chow as randy ROBIN THICKE and tender 20-year-old squeeze April Love Geary licked, squeezed and ravaged each other’s naughty bits like horny jungle beasts – but instead of “getting a room,” they ad-libbed … and got a BATHROOM!
Said My Queasy Spy: “Robin was all over April, right in front of other disgusted diners near their table, kissing, grabbing and making out – it made me lose my appetite! But instead of leaving for someplace private, Robin followed April into the ladies’ room. They were in there for soooo long, folks heeding nature’s call started banging on the door!”
The giddy, grinning couple finally emerged, bopped back to their table – then actually had the … er, balls to complain that their food had gone cold!
