MIKE WALKER REPORTS: Gotta admit I got gob-smacked by Sharon Osbourne’s bodacious bod when that headline-making nude selfie/Kim Kardashian tribute rocketed around the world, exposing her new … er, “totally f**kable” look!
But you might ask: “Mike, why are you re-publishing Sharon’s sexy selfie right after your recent scoop that she’d had her ‘vajayjay surgically tightened’” (achieving what you called her “genuine designa vagina!”)?
Folks, here’s my answer: I’m NOT p***y-whipped — I’ve just scored a new world-beating SCOOP: Sharon’s sex-drenched selfie’s a total toes-to-ta-ta’s PHONY — PHOTO-SHOPPED as tightly as her surgically enhanced mommy muffin!
Sharon Osbourne To Ladies: Tighten Up!
Our photo experts exposed evidence visible ONLY to practiced eyes … like that weirdly slanted belly button, crazily curved lines on a closet behind her, the star’s mismatched rib cage … and MORE!
But I CAN testify to the authenticity of one feature I’ve observed in close-up conversations with Sharon: That endearingly ADORABLE face!
