Scooping how their clashing lifestyles busted up the JESSICA SIMPSON-TONY ROMO romance, The ENQUIRER noted that “the final nail in the coffin” was the blonde ditz’s insistence that they dress up as “Ken & Barbie” for her birthday party.  

And here’s the ad nauseum instant playback of Simpering Simpson live from My Spy In The Sky, who reports: “Jessica, supposedly a mature 29-year-old woman, kept flitting around her Dallas Cowboys super-jock squealing like a little girl, saying, ‘It’ll be so much fun, honey. All my friends are coming, and we’ll all be dressed up like dolls. And you’ll be my Ken!’

Jess totally missed what any woman with half a brain could see – Tony was rolling his eyes like he desperately wanted a timeout. There was no way Tony was going to dress up like a Ken doll. He never would have lived it down. His teammates would have roasted him to death. But sadly, Jess just didn’t get it!”