SELMA WEARS FALSIES

She’s boyish-ly built and…er, pneumatically challenged, so Selma Blair had to wear prosthetic boobs the size of birthday balloons for her new flick “A Dirty Shame”–and it was sheer torture, 24/7!

The rubbery cups “trapped sweat around my breasts because there was no ventilation,” groused Selma. “It’s amazing how horrible your delicate breast area looks after they’re trapped in a swamp all day. I’d be at work looking so-called ‘attractive’ in these massive breasts–then go home at night looking like a leprosy patient!”

Here’s another “Dirty Shame” Selma wants to get off her chest: Guys on the set actually fought to get their hands on her fake boobs–after she took them off, of course. “Those things got so shredded every day they looked like mice had chewing on them,” giggled the slender star. “So we’d throw them away and go for a fresh pair the next morning. But the guys would go digging through the trash and collect them for…souvenirs!” EeeeeEEWWW!