SEANN WILLIAM SCOTT CAUGHT LOOKING FOR AMSTERDAM PIE?

Besides booze and dope, what’s Amsterdam famous for? Right . . . HOOKERS! And like many a tourist, “American Pie” star Seann William Scott just had to take a walk through its world-famous red-light district — figuring no Dutch folks would recognize him in baseball cap and dark glasses.

But Seann wasn’t the town’s only tourist; a crowd of young gals and guys from the good ol’ USA spotted him and yelled: “HEY . . . it’s the ‘American Pie’ guy!” Embarrassed as hell, Seann scribbled autographs and speedwalked back to his hotel.