ROBERT PATTINSON’S FOX TROT

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LOVE SUCKS! Most vampire guys would brag for centuries about dating delicious MEGAN FOX, so why does “Twilight” star ROBERT PATTINSON – the hunkiest bloodsucker above or below ground – strenuously deny reports he romanced the “Transformers” beauty?

Because, insiders reveal, he feels totally used by sly little Fox.

“Robert was really smitten with Megan,” said a source.

“They met up a few times at Palihouse lounge in Hollywood, and he was on Cloud Nine.”

But Megan was just using Pattinson to make former fiance BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN jealous – and her ploy worked big-time!

Warning to Meandering Megan: Beware of sulky vampires!