PREGNANT, RAVENOUS BRIDE JESSICA BIEL TAMES SEX SYMBOL TIMBERSNAKE!

Justin

YEP! JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE’S JESSY-WHIPPED!

The late crowd could barely believe it, but there stood El TimberSnake – the once-proud Bitch Master himself – pounding on the door of LA’s legendary El Coyote Mexican Café an hour after closing, begging them to whip up a treat for newly-confirmed-pregnant bride JESSICA BIEL!

Chuckled a femme passerby: “Justin kept beseeching, begging, offering big bucks if they’d fix him food.

He said Jessica had told him to get out and snag deep-fried jalapeno poppers stuffed with cream cheese – or not come home at all!

Poor Justin pleaded nonstop until the cook finally came through – and scored a $100 tip for ‘helping a guy out!’

That’s when I told him, ‘Hey, Justin – your life’s just beginning to change!’”

… And how was YOUR week?