PAULA’S POTTY PROBLEM

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Is PAULA ABDUL’s whole life going down the toilet?

Latest freak-out for the frazzled “American Idol” judge occurred when she flushed her toilet after washing her hands, snatched up her cell phone and… WHOOOOPS!…watched it slip out of her still-wet fingers, plop into the bowl and…GURGLE!…SUUUCK!… toboggan down into the sewers as she screamed bloody murder!

(Hey, how ’bout a toilet-flush ringtone? Cool, or what?)