Oscar-Schmoshcar! Julianne Moore – Soap Opera Sexpot?

Julianne Moore

“FRANNIE! … FRANNIE!!”

Ears – then eyes – POPPED as a screaming old battleax barreled through a swanky Manhattan eatery, waddling up to 2015 Oscar winner JULIANNE MOORE’s table and bellowing: “FRANNIE HUGHES! It’s YOU!” – referring to the sudsy role Moore played on now-defunct soap opera “As the World Turns” waaay back in the mid-’80s, hilariously ignoring the star’s staggering list of starring roles/major awards since – including this year’s Best Actress Oscar!

The batty old bee-yaatch then babbled THIS backhanded barf-inducer: “You were NEVER as good in any of your roles as you were on ‘As the World Turns!’”

Sighed My SpyWitness: “Julianne just laughed it off – later shrugging to pals, ‘Well, at least she liked something!’”