OPRAH LICKING HER CHOPS OVER SEACREST COOKFEST

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Hey, RYAN SEACREST – here’s my title for that cooking/chat show you’re secretly whipping up for the Oprah Winfrey Network: “Kitchen Bitch!”

My Favorite Metrosexual, who wanted to be a chef before he chose showbiz, is MUCH cuter than RACHAEL RAY – although he’ll never fill out an apron like my fave kitchen kutie, SANDRA LEE of “Semi- Homemade” – but when he gave his homeboys at E! first crack at the cook-fest, which features gourmet celeb interviews, he learned what all of us who’ve worked at the channel eventually discover: You can’t spell “cheap” without E!

Spurning their lowball bid, Ryan dished it up to OPRAH, who smacked her lips and went, “Yum, yum, YUM!"

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