OLD MAID’ JENNIFER 
EXPLODES BIG-TIME 
AT ‘DAYS OF OUR LIVES’ 
DADDY ANISTON!

AND NOW … Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives … and our new episode begins as JENNIFER ANISTON’s phone rings and it’s (musical sting!) real-life soap star dad JOHN ANISTON, who asks the cranky question that’s lingered on America’s lips since BRAD became newly-legal MR. JOLIE: “Why aren’t you married yet?” 

Then, a surprise shocker: “Jen just totally blew up,” says a source.

“Apparently, it’s rather a touchy subject for her, but Dad says … why? She and JUSTIN THEROUX have been engaged more than 2 years! What does she expect? People, family, are bound to ask … WAZZUP??

But Jen, furious, is like, ‘Why does everyone keep pressuring me? We’ll do it … when we do it! Why are you on my case, Dad?’ … Jennifer hangs up!”

Stay tuned for more … “Days of Our Lives!”

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