Never Hassle A Hairy Hoff!

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Dye-ing to get this David Hasselhoff hair-raiser off my chest: After making million$$ back in “Baywatch” days flashing his manly torso for fluttering femme fans, the Hoff suddenly got hassled when a magazine photo shoot threatened to expose the hidden secret that — at age 63 — his chest hair’s faded away to 60 shades of GREY!

Said My SpyWitness: “Knowing he’d be shot shirtless, David hated fans seeing his chest speckled silver, but our TV lifeguard saved the day by attacking the roots of his crisis — ordering a secret dye job that’s darkened his trademark mat a la ‘Baywatch’ days!”