SURPRISE, SURPRISE DEPT.: Lunching with former “Today” co-host MATT LAUER, KATIE COURIC bitched, moaned and all but sobbed into her salad because she ranked at “only” #54 in Forbes magazine’s “World’s Powerful Women” list. A source revealed that Katie asked Matt, “What the hell do I have to do to make the top?” Amazed, Matt told her she should be very proud – but Katie retorted she won’t be happy until she’s right up there with OPRAH WINFREY, HILLARY CLINTON and CONDOLEEZZA RICE. Here’s tip #1: Lose the gummy-bare grin!