KATE DREAMS Impossible Dream – ENDS Wicked Camilla NIGHTMARE!

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Winning over the world with her People’s Princess fairytale charm and beauty, KATE MIDDLETON (aka Duchess of Cambridge) just achieved the near-impossible – she’s melted the icy heart of Wicked StepMummy CAMILLA PARKER-BOWLES!
 
How?
 
Well, it’s all in the wrist, m’dears – as in Camilla’s spectacular, welcome-to-the-family gift of that headline-making charm bracelet, engraved with the royal insignia and “C” (for “Catherine”)…a bauble that’s got every babe in the universe clamoring for a copy.
 
Don’t-miss-a-trick Kate wore her treasured trinket over and over, telling everyone within earshot: “It’s my very favorite gift. I simply adore it! And it is so special because Camilla designed it especially for me!”
 
Pouring on the sugar, Klever Kate – aka, Kamilla Killa – kooed to kayoed StepMummy: “Your bracelet’s not popular because I wear it – but because it’s so elegant and beautiful.”