I was gonna tell ya to look sharp, me buckos, when eccentric wack job Johnny Depp stars in the next “Pirates of the Caribbean,” and feast yer eyeballs on his dumbass surprise — but now you WON’T see it because furious producers wiped it from the flick at HUGE expense!
Said my source: “Producers were mortified after they wrapped the film — and discovered Johnny had ‘forgotten’ to remove his sexy new Apple Watch during a swashbuckling swordfight! Depp thought it’d be hilarious to shock fans with an item alien to the 17th century, but producers weren’t laughing at the enormous expense of erasing the tick-tock from every frame!”
(WHAT? … No Apple endorsement deal?) … And how was YOUR week?
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