JESSICA CHASTAIN won’t autograph dirty dialogue!


 Here’s another silly star snapshot from that same pro autograph hound: When “Zero Dark Thirty” star JESSICA CHASTAIN exited her flight at JFK, he asked her to sign her name on a photo, then write just below it, “I’m the motherf***** that found this place, sir!” – the raunchy line she spoke in the movie when informing her CIA boss that she’d tracked down terrorist OSAMA BIN LADEN.

Hesitant, Jessica told the panting hound: “I’m not really comfortable doing that!”

But finally, after a lot of wheedling, she caved and signed primly: “I’m the MF that found him!”