EVA LONGORIA TOILET-TRAPPED AS NUTCASE BARKS ‘BUY MY SHOW!’

EVA LONGORIA, lunching at chic Chateau Marmont, was followed into the ladies’ by a woman who kept desperately trying to pitch her ideas for TV shows.

Eva politely told her she’d need to go through proper channels and call her reps, but the annoying stranger refused to take no for an answer – and when Eva tried to leave, Ms. Pushy ruthlessly blocked the door, ranting, “No … you have to hear my ideas!”

Said my source: “Eva darted into a toilet stall, locked herself inside and texted an SOS to pals at her table! Moments later, security staff charged in, rescued the star and bum-rushed Wacko Woman off the premises!”

(Hey, Eva, that’s given me a GREAT sitcom idea! Call me, babe, okay?)

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