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 Jokers BRAD PITT and MATT DAMON anonymously sent the funniest Christmas present EVER to just-married best buddy GEORGE CLOONEY and his new bride AMAL – a box of books, tapes, videos and other instructional aids hilariously aimed at teaching the newlyweds “How to Make a Baby!”

Said a source: “George, who’s 53, guessed immediately who the senders were and vowed revenge – but Amal, 36, thought the gift was ‘funny’ and wants hubby to send a thank-you note!”

OH, BABY!