“FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT!” yelled somebody at LA’s Laugh Factory as “Seinfeld” comic Michael Richards finished his act — and the crowd piled out to witness a surreal spectacle: bland Bob Saget of “Full House” and surly “Saturday Night Live” reject Norm Macdonald shrieking, shoving and cursing like hysterical schoolgirls! Giggled an eyewitness, “I was expecting the Olsen twins to show up and join in!” The Battle of the Comic Weenies exploded when Saget confronted Macdonald and screamed, “I can’t BELIEVE you did that!” — referring to an insulting remark his ex-buddy made on Howard Stern’s radio show! Howling four-letter curses, the gangly guys danced around awkwardly, making girly-slap moves and shoving . . . and the crowd roared a sarcastic cheer as roly-poly comic Jon Lovitz suddenly appeared! “Lovitz finally broke up the fight, standing between Bob and Norm with his hands on their chests . . . it made you think you were watching a ‘Saturday Night Live’ skit,” laughed a bystander. “Those guys looked like The Three Stooges! It was a funnier fight than Tonya Harding and Paula Jones!”
BOB SAGET VS. NORM MACDONALD
