“Cheers” mailman JOHN RATZENBERGER was so thrilled when “Dancing with the Stars” begged him to replace physically challenged “Sopranos” actor VINCENT PASTORE that he immediately left boastful voice mails for “Cheers” mates TED DANSON, WOODY HARRELSON and GEORGE WENDT!
But The Ratz’s ego deflated by one-thirds as each of his former co-stars informed Ol’ TwinkleToes that they’d each been asked to do the show from Season One – Woody, in fact, had actually been asked twice – but they’d all turned on their heels and refused!
