BEN BRATT: IN THE DOGHOUSE, OR THE LITTER BOX?

Imagine this, ladies! You’re gorgeous actress Talisa Soto . . . you’re married to hunky stud Benjamin Bratt and . . . YEEEEK! . . . hubby’s in faraway Canada on location doing love scenes with slinky “Catwoman” Halle Berry!

Then you see news photos of The Bratt hanging with hubbahubba Halle between scenes . . . ARRGGH! . . . playing basketball. Worse, during a phone call hubby starts gushing that Halle’s . . . “a wonderful person.” SHRIEEEEK!! (Hard to believe guys are that dumb, but we are!)

When Bratt belatedly realized Talisa was more than a little mee-OW about Halle, he cranked up the love-talk and blew kisses down the phone until wifey started purrrr-ing again!

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