You’ve heard that Anna Nicole Smith has landed her own reality show to air on the E! network, with cameras recording the merry widow’s so-called “everyday” life. Now here’s a sneak preview, folks: Newly rich Anna Nicole strolls into an LA Target just like an “ordinary” shopper. ORDINARY?! With bleached-blonde hair teased a mile high? With makeup an inch thick? With bust, butt, and thighs bursting out of a tight “red-light special”? With her own entourage of hunky guys?! Folks, what can I tell you — it ain’t the Osbournes.