Aniston To “Today” Hosts: Psychic Vibes Predict You’re Kaput On Caputo!

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 Stunned JENNIFER ANISTON thought she’d departed the cosmos for Cuckoo Land when AL ROKER and NATALIE MORALES gushed endlessly to in-studio guest THERESA CAPUTO – that flamboyant reality TV fortune teller called the “Long Island Medium,” who sports clunky heels, a “Noo Joisey” hairdo and death-dagger nails requiring a damn weapons permit – that she looks EXACTLY like Jen!

Say waaaat? Gushed raving Roker: “DO people come up to you and say you kinda remind them of Jennifer Aniston?” “Today” flashed pics of Jen side-by-side with Caputo — and Natalie nattered: “Your hair is your look, but take that down and you ARE Jennifer Aniston!”

Groaned an Aniston insider: “Jen couldn’t believe what she was hearing! She thought it was nuts!” (

Because even a psychic couldn’t see that coming!)