TED NUGENT OFFERS DEAL TO LANCE BASS

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If the $20 million price tag to go into space is too steep for ‘N Sync-er Lance Bass, maybe he should take Ted Nugent up on his offer — for $1 million, Nugent will teach Bass how to hunt on his Michigan ranch.

“Bass needs to quit worrying about going into outer space and embrace and celebrate life by learning how to kill his own food,” said Nugent earlier this week. “A slab of flesh on the back of a deer is the finest source of protein on the planet.”

Nugent is a guitarist, an outdoorsman, a board member of the NRA and author of such books as: “God, Guns & Rock ‘n’ Roll” and “Kill it and Grill it: A Guide to Preparing and Cooking Wild Game and Fish,” says that he will teach Bass how to bow-hunt and take him on a hunt for a week, “where he’ll be taught a greater appreciation for nature and gravity as he hunts, kills, cleans and cooks for himself.”

And, as a bonus, Nugent said he would throw in some guitar lessons.

No word from Bass’ camp on whether or not he is considering the offer.