“I would always say, ‘Willie, you know I’m not smoking,’” reported Woody.
“He would always do the same thing, like he was hearing it for the first time — ‘Oh, really? Sorry! I didn’t know!’ This happened like 500 times.”
Finally, revealed Woody, the country sage caught him in a “celebratory mood” and handed him a joint.
“I just snatched it, and was, like, ‘Ah, f-ck it,’ and I take a big draw of it and he says, ‘Welcome home, son.’”