Mike Walker

Tina Fey Wrecks Lindsay Lohan’s ‘Mean Girls’ Comeback

Puts the brakes on fading star's dream for stage musical!

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Mike Walker Reports… Funny girl Tina Fey suffered a barf-inducing reaction when she heard word of Bad Grrrl Lindsay Lohan begging to star in the new stage version of Tina’s megahit “Mean Girls!”

The new production will debut as a live musical in Washington, D.C., this summer — and while even LiLo knows she’s waaay too old to star again as the teenager, she’s still begging to be cast as Tina’s schoolmarm character!

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Prattled My Tina Tattler: “Tina was dumbstruck! Her stage musical version’s taken years to perfect — but now Lindsay wants Tina’s schoolteacher part? It was insane!

“Tina said, ‘OMG, even if we could get Lindsay to show up on time for live performances, I can’t even begin to picture her playing me!” (Oh, LiLo, that’s so not fetch!)

And on an additional note: Tina declared there’d be no original cast members, including her!