The new production will debut as a live musical in Washington, D.C., this summer — and while even LiLo knows she’s waaay too old to star again as the teenager, she’s still begging to be cast as Tina’s schoolmarm character!
Prattled My Tina Tattler: “Tina was dumbstruck! Her stage musical version’s taken years to perfect — but now Lindsay wants Tina’s schoolteacher part? It was insane!
“Tina said, ‘OMG, even if we could get Lindsay to show up on time for live performances, I can’t even begin to picture her playing me!” (Oh, LiLo, that’s so not fetch!)
And on an additional note: Tina declared there’d be no original cast members, including her!