Tiger Woods Mistress # 1 Rachel Uchitel has a brand new bag – dishing dirt on TV about celebs.  Guess who she can’t mention?

The tawny brunette who became world famous when the Enquirer first reported her affair with the potent putter is to guest on entertainment show Extra, RadarOnline.com reports.

After being interviewed by Mario Lopez on a recent show, Uchitel "so impressed producers that she’s been offered a job as a special correspondent,"  a rep divulged.

She’ll be talking about nightlife hot spots where the celebs party in the smoke filled VIP rooms but not about Tiger.

The NYC party girl who was paid a  reported $5 million to buy her silence in La Affair Tigre plans on keeping her hard won bread from bedding the disgraced golfer.