EVERYTHING about them is fake – fake boobs, fake hair, fake marriage and now a faked split. Welcome to the fame whore media manipulating world of SPENCER (Crystal King) PRATT and HEIDI (Plastic Girl) MONTAG. Oh yeah, NOW the truth can be revealed.
Despite her own father not knowing anything about her pre-fab nups on the rocks, Plastic Girl Heidi is believed to be ensconced at the Malibu pad of Spencer Pratt’s chum, a dude named Cougar Zank, RadarOnline.com reports.
Cougar, his real name, a former Marine-turned-bodyguard and thesp wanna-be BFFed Pratt earlier this year. He moved into the house rented by Heidi and Spencer in Pacific Palisades, Calif., and appeared on a few eps of their sinking show.
“He is helping me write a script,” boy genius Spencer told anyone within earshot.
Meanwhile, Heidi and Jennifer Bunney, another ex-Hills reg, announced their plans for a new project.
“This is going to be the best summer of my life!!!!” Heidi tweeted.
“Heidi and I are moving into a Malibu beach house for the summer,” Jen enthused.
“We’re really excited to do girly things and show people who we really are, that we’re really fun, sweet and loyal girls.”
Plastique Montag filed for legal separation from Spencer on June 8, but raised eyebrows by doing it with a hand-written petition in crayon and without proper representation of a lawyer.
In other words, just the usual batch of lies and bull sh*t from the biggest “reality” fakers in the land of a million fakers – El Lay, baby.
