Jane admitted she stopped hanky-panky two years ago, adding: “I’m not dating anymore … I’m 80.” Now, Lily’s nagging celibate Jane to rehang the “open” sign.
“Lily doesn’t accept Jane’s single-’n’-ready-to-let-my-sex-life-dwindle retirement from dating fun,” spilled a saucy spy.
“The ladies were at a beach house bash with a bunch of friends, gabbing about Cialis of all things, when Jane piped up about ‘alternative’ remedies for ED,” laughed the pal.
“Lily interrupted to give Jane a piece of blunt, hardcore advice!
She said: ‘You gotta get younger boyfriends,’ then turning to their giggling group, gushed, ‘Just look at her — she deserves it!’”