War of the Tweeting twits – KIRSTIE "FAT ACTRESS" ALLEY and GEORGE "THE GORGE" LOPEZ — explodes in a virulent pork bellied smackdown of putrid put-downs – as YOU like it!!
Early Thursday, Twitter user WestCoastGal88 wrote to Alley, "If you read my stream — I just called George Lopez a PIG :)"
Alley quickly responded: "lol…a drunk pig…hehe."
Lopez made Alley the butt of a weight joke on Lopez Tonight.
"She did a nice job," George joked after showing a clip of Kirstie dancing with partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy. "Her little hooves tapping away."
Then Lopez punctured the human zeppelin even further, "Before the show she went to the market. And then she had roast beef.
"And this is her going all the way home," before playing a clip of a pig squealing "wheeeee" while riding in a car.
Lopez made similar remarks during Bristol Palin‘s run on the ABC hit last autumn, during an interview with one of the show’s judges, Carrie Ann Inaba. He asked Inaba how Bristol had managed to gain 20 pounds since the beginning of the season.
"I don’t know, we don’t weigh them in," Inaba said.
Lopez replied, "I mean what are they waxing the floor there with? Corn oil?"
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