Bombers babe Kate Hudson claims she understands the complexities of the male mind — "game scores, masturbation and food!"

Goldie Hawn spawn Kate who is dating Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez  told UK Elle she has never been outwitted intellectually by a man because they are so "simple". 

"I sometimes feel like when you’re talking to boys, they just hear certain keywords," Kate said.

"If you had a bubble above their head, they’d be thinking about game scores, masturbation AND food.

"I love boys but I believe they’re really simple. Every guy likes to say that they’re complicated, but they’re so easy to figure out.

"What did that Dr. Laura say? Something like, ‘All men want is sex and for you to make them a sandwich.’ I thought that was really funny – and not entirely untrue."

Psssst, Kate  – your BF A-Rod also wants a World Series ring and if he doesn’t get one you better make him one hell of a sex sandwich.