JACKO LIVE TV SEANCE TO ASK: WHO MURDERED YOU?!

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A live broadcast conducted by a famous psychic will attempt to contact the late King of Pop!

Michael Jackson: The Live Seance will be hosted by alleged psychic and master of the paranormal Derek Acorah and aired on British television network Sky 1.

Despite being called live, the show will be taped and according to the hype will feature surprise guests, family (dada Joe? Brother Jermaine?) and friends (Dr. Arnold Klein? the newly divorced Corey Feldman? ) AND the séance will take occur at a secret locale MJ’s shade would be familiar with.

Acorah has kept his methodology a secret of how he intends to gap the barrier between the living and the dead but one suspects there will be the traditional holding of hands around a large table and excruciatingly dim Blair Witch lighting.

Most telling about the exploitative nature of the séance is Acorah will ask MJ (if he appears) who murdered him.

"I’m a huge fan of Michael’s. And, like millions of others, I want to find out the truth. I want to ask him how he died,’ Acorah said.

"I want to know if he is OK and if he is settled. If Michael can channel his energy into me and wants to take over my body then I would be willing for that to happen.

"If I start moonwalking then we’ll know it’s worked!"

Since the show will only be airing in the UK, state-siders will have to wait for the inevitable YouTube clip for the senses-shattering answer.