IS IT TRUE WHAT THEY’RE SAYING ABOUT KEITH RICHARDS & JUSTIN BIEBER?!

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The startling TRUTH they don’t want YOU to know!

Justin Bieber getting loaded with Keith Richards on Parrot Cay Island sparked an unlikely bromance – so The ENQUIRER investigated to see what the kid pop star and geriatric guitarist have in common.

Here’s the tale of the tape:

Keith Richards

71, Roomed in London 
with Mick Jagger. Inspired early punk rockers. The New York Times wrote his obituary in 1996.

Known for “Gimme Shelter”

Pardoned by Mike Huckabee 
for reckless driving. Snorted his father’s ashes
, Owns 3,000 guitars.

 

Justin Bieber

20, Born near London, 
Ontario. Is a punk kid.  Born in 1994
.

Known for egging shelters. Arrested in Miami Beach 
for drag racing. Parties at night clubs 
with his daddy.  Has 60 million Twitter followers.