Charlie Sheen, Two and a Half Men star, is reportedly the highest paid perf on TV.

Sheen nets $825,000 per ep including a piece of the action for owning the sitcom.

Manhunter William Petersen aka Gil Grissom on CSI is second highest, raking in a paltry $600,000 per ep.

Law & Order:SVU ‘s top cop, Marisa Hargitay is the best paid woman in episodic TV with $400,000.

However, the top toon thesps who voice The Simpsons each make $400,000. That’s a whole lotta Apu.

Of course, Oprah makes more than anyone – pulling in $385 million just to show up and host her daytime chat show.  That’s not counting all her other Harpo endeavors.