HARRY CONNICK GAY SECRET

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Crooning actor/pianist HARRY CONNICK, Jr.‘s gay secret is out of the bag and all Broadway is agog at the startling gender bender!
   
Harry,  who scored a hit with his B’way debut perf in The Pajama Game, is returning to Great White Way only NOW he’ll be more than gender-confused in gay reimagining of classic tuner.

Connick will star in a highly revised revival of  On a Clear Day You Can See Forever but now with pointless homosexuality featured.

The Freudian themed toe-tapper, which was filmed by director Vincent Minnelli starring Barbra Streisand in 1970,  is now a mondo-bizarro gender bender.

In the original reincarnation themed musical, a hypnotherapist fell in love with one of his female patient’s past lives.

But in the new version about to be mounted, the amorous shrink now has a male patient who, in a past life, was a woman – that he falls in love with!

Harry’s  he/she lover now puts the crooner in a transgender sexual panic!

Playbill.com
says regardless of the gay sex rewrite, investors will easily make a return on their money, thanks to top-billed Harry’s star power.

Victor/Victoria —  it ain’t.