Mike Walker Reports… STUPID FAN TRICKS DEPT.: Gerard Butler, returning to his Malibu bachelor pad after a solo night, recoiled in shock as he stepped inside — and was instantly face-to-face with two total strangers, who kept squealing stuff like, “I LOVE YOU!”
Literally shaken, the star-throb — realizing it was just two nutzoid girly-fans — barked that he was calling cops!
But before he could hit 911, the gals started crying, pleading and begging for mercy!
Said My Butler Spy: “The gals explained they were just overly zealous fans and swore they’d never, ever do anything wacky like that again.
“So softy Gerard gave the gals a huge break — and a super-stern lecture about privacy, boundaries … and ending up behind bars!” (Oh, and NO autograph!)