BRISTOL PALIN: CALL ME, OBAMA

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Former teen prego queen BRISTOL PALIN feels slighted in media’s neglect, implores PRESIDENT OBAMA to call her. Really.

The daughter of GOP gadfly and ex- Alaska Gov. SARAH PALIN is seemingly upset with Obama as he doesn’t call nor write.

Bristol whined at the commander-in-chief this week, arguing she deserves to hear from Obama following disparaging remarks uber-liberal comic Bill Maher made about her family in the wake of the Limbaugh-Fluke imbroglio.

The President reached out to law student Sandra Fluke after conservative radio madman Rush Limbaugh defamed as "slut" for speaking before Congress about expanding birth control health coverage.

"Dear President Obama, You don't know my telephone number, but I hope your staff is busy trying to find it," Palin, 21, blogged

 "Ever since you called Sandra Fluke after Rush Limbaugh called her a slut, I figured I might be next."

Maher in a HBO comedy special reached into his bag of vocabulary and produced the dread “c’ word when describing Mamma Grizzly Sarah and the Palin clan as “inbred weirdos”.

Palin charged, "If Maher talked about Malia and Sasha that way, you'd return his dirty money and the Secret Service would probably have to restrain you."

DEVELOPING?