The couple — on cusp of their tenth wedding anniversary this August — dropped jaws at a fave food joint by giving each other the cold shoulder.
“Ellen and Portia sat side by side at the counter, but didn’t say a word throughout the icy meal,” a stool pigeon snapped to The National ENQUIRER.
“Ellen finally nerved up, asking her wife, ‘Are you having the usual,’” the source continued. “But Portia froze her out, blasting: ‘Don’t talk to me!’
“For 30 excruciating minutes, the pair sat in stone-cold silence.
“They looked absolutely miserable.” Ouch!