In Woody Allen's new film there's reportedly super-racy coupling between Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson and a three-way with Javier Bardem.

 Allen told Empire Magazine that while Vicky Cristina Barcelona does feature a glamlez clinch it's "not in the sense they're suggesting."

"There are sex scenes between all the characters in the movie: between the men and the women, and the women and the women," Allen stated.

"There's probably not even 20 seconds of sex in the whole picture."

This coming from the Bananas auteur who said, "I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille.

"I used to rub the dirty parts.”