NO KUNG FU GRIP FOR TWEETIN’ WEINER
King schmuck ANTHONY WEINER action figure on sale figs are rocketing as embattled pol enters “Tweetment”.
HeroBuilders.com which has already cornered the newsworthy action figure doll of the moment with spoof Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton dolls has unsheathed the Anthony Weiner doll – in two collectible versions.
“Everyone wants a Weiner,” Herobuilder prez Emil Vicate says.
One version of Tony the Tweeter comes in a smooth stealth body sans crotch – just like Barbie's BF Ken.
The other is clad in a pair of headline making grey shorts reading “Tweet this”.
Vicatel, who also makes the “action figures”, told the NY Post that everyone who’s bought a "Weiner" has snapped up the anatomically correct version.