WALKING DEAD SHOOTER IS DEAD STUPID

Published on: December 5, 2012
Photography by: AMC "The Walking Dead"/composite by doc+furious_graphix
NationalEnquirer.com

Cops: Man shot GF in the head over argument over imminent “WALKING DEAD” zombie apocalypse.

A Long Island, New York  devotee of rotting flesh TV show “The Walking Dead”  Jared Gurman, 26, stand accused by cops of blasting his girlfriend in the back with a .22-caliber rifle following a heated argument over the gorezone cabler.

Gurman allegedly plugged  his girlfriend, Jessica Gelderman, 27, outside his Williston Park home after the plausibility of a zombie apocalypse.

“He felt very adamant there could be a military mishap that would result in some sort of virus being released that could cause terrible things to happen,” Detective Lt. Raymond Cote told media.

 “She felt it was ridiculous. He’s passionate about it. And it escalated from there.”

After the blowout Jessica Gelderman left home but the argument continued, escalating via Text.

When she returned to Gurman’s home around 2:30 a.m., he was waiting outside the door with a .22-caliber rifle cocked.

“She tried to diffuse the situation, to calm him down,”  Det. Lt. Cote said. “She was walking up the stairs when Mr. Gurman raised the rifle, pointed it as her and fired one round into her back, causing serious injury.”

Cote said Gelderman suffered a shattered rib, a pierced lung, a pierced diaphram and remains in serious, but stable condition.

On the Zombie lover’s Facebook page he posted his favorite quote:

 “When there’s no more room in hell the dead will walk the earth. The living won’t have a prayer cause it’s the dawn of the dead.”

For fact checkers -- That’s a line from the seminal George Romero zombie flick – not “The Walking Dead”.

Dumb and dumber are walking the earth – NOT the dead.