A strip club patron in Myrtle Beach, SC, learned the hard way that dancers can be very sensitive!
Kyle Yeomans, 23, told cops that he was given a beating after telling a topless dancer that she needed to lose weight!
Police got all the details when Kyle approached them with his tale of woe — after getting a slap dance at 1:45 a.m. on Sunday, Nov. 22.
"He and the witness were at Derriere's Gentlemen's Club when a dancer was annoying him.
"In response to being annoyed by the dancer, who is the unknown suspect in this case, the victim advised that he told the dancer that she should go to the gym and lose weight."
According to the report, Kyle soon learned that strippers can be very sensitive about that kind of thing: "The unknown suspect reached off the stage and struck [Kyle] 4 times in the face."
The police report also has Kyle claiming that other strip club employees were just as unhappy with him.
In addition to being left with "visible injuries" from the stripper, Kyle complained that he was "drug out of the club by bouncers who were unnecessarily rough with him."
You can't say Kyle isn't honest, though. He told officers that "he would rate his own level of intoxication at 11 out of 10."
Let's just hope that the stripper doesn't read Kyle's description of her!
"A white female," said the report, "approximately 115-120 lbs., with long black hair and a muffin top."
Police were foiled in their initial investigation because of Derriere's being closed on Sunday during the day — but the police report added that Kyle did not "wish to pursue charges," and "wanted nothing done other than a report."
