BIGFOOT HOAX TURNS DEADLY

NationalEnquirer.com

Prankster wearing BIGFOOT suit in middle of highway, dies after being rundown by two teenage girls!

Randy Lee Temley, 44 of Kalispell, Montana  who was trying to provoke reports of a Bigfoot sighting in northwestern Montana met his maker after being struck by no less than two cars and killed.

The Montana Highway Patrol says Tenley wearing a military style camoflauge "Ghillie suit" and was prancing in the right-hand lane of U.S. Highway 93 south of Kalispell when he was hit by the first car Sunday night.

 A second car finished him off as he lay stricken on the asphal,

Montana State Trooper Jim Schneider told the Daily Inter Lake that Tenley's motives were not too hard to ascertain after talking to pals of the faux-sasquatch.

The patrol reported Tenley was struck by two vehicles driven by two teenage girls, ages 15 and 17.

"He was trying to make people think he was Sasquatch so people would call in a Sasquatch sighting," Trooper Schneider said.

 "You can't make it up. I haven't seen or heard anything like this before. Obviously, his suit made it difficult for people to see him.

"Alcohol may have been a factor."