Lockup your couches!  After a two year hiatus, Tom Cruise is returning to the Oprah Winfrey Show to celebrate the 25th anniversary of his breakthrough role in Risky Business.

First, Oprah heads west to the actor's hacienda in Telluride for an in-depth interview. 

Then the duo head to Oprah's studio in Chicago where friends will "surprise" the thesp with taped messages ala the old TV show This is Your Life. 

Expect lots of "white-tighties" jokes and more insipid YouTube parodies to follow.

Ironically, the release of Tom's latest film, Valkyrie, where he plays a Nazi general who attempts to assassinate Hitler, has been pushed back yet again. 

• TEN C AUCTION
• DMX SEZ NOT CRUEL 2 DOGS
• LONI HAPPILY EVER AFTER
• ANGELINA'S FINAL FAREWELL
• R. KELLY CHILD PORNO JURY
• TRUTH BEHIND IDOL DAD BAN
• ELLEN TO WED PORTIA
• DON'T IMPRESS SHANIA MUCH
• LEO SHAKEN NOT STIRRED

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