Lilo shocker -- the horror, the horror!

Lindsay Lohan actually gets a job as femme lead in the new horror remake Nightmare of Elm Street.

Horror bogeyman Freddy Krueger will get the chance to carve up the troubled rehab-busting Lohan, producer Jason Weinberg told media appropriately enough on Friday the 13th.

The producers also did the retro-slasher remake Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Jessica Biel) as well.

No wonder yet whether or not Lilo's GF Sam Ronson will get sliced and diced as well.