SIMON & RYAN: JUST FRIENDS?

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URGENT MEMO TO SIMON COWELL AND RYAN SEACREST: Here’s “Idol” gossip I’d ordinarily ignore, fellas, but be warned that a high-level person on your show keeps spreading the rumor that bombshell you guys are gay lovers who’ve been together for “years.”

The BusyBody’s now telling everyone who’ll listen that the only reason Simon kept ex-datemate Terri Seymour around was to keep everything…er, straight!

(Love to give you a hint, gays…er, guys…but I can’t.)