I told you months back that “Eagle Eye” star SHIA LABEOUF’s ex-heroin addict/hippie dad, who’d been crashing in a Montana tepee, was invited to bunk on an air mattress in Star Kiddie’s Burbank garage – but now, sadly, Daddy-o’s gotta GO!
Why? Shia’s buying a brand-new custom Porsche, and he’s gone all JERRY SEINFELD, insisting his kraut-mobile takes No. 1 garage priority!
Ah, but here’s the heart-warmer, folks: Shia told a real estate agent pal to start scouting local one-bedrooms for Pops – and he’ll pop for the bill! AAaaawwwww!
(Hey, remember that funny fact in my previous item? Shia’s mom, Shayna, long divorced from Dizzy Daddy, actually lives in a teeny-tiny house up in spooky Angeles Crest forest that was originally built for a “Wizard of Oz” Munchkin! Think I’m kidding? Just follow the Yellow Brick Road, folks!)
